Malicious Media Descriptions

Behold a list of terrible descriptions for beloved movies, books, TV shows, and video games! Guess with your friends!

By: TheHans255

9/15/2026

How to Play

Click on any of these puzzle titles
Read the media category and description and see if you can guess what that piece of media is.
As needed, read the hints in order. The hints generally start by twisting the base concept further, then setting it back to reality by making it closer to what the movie or other media is about.

Content Warning: Since the name of the game is about giving an unambiguous, but totally twisted and terrible description for a piece of media, some of these descriptions are a fair bit more risque, violent, or unsettling than the source material (or, at least, the way the source material presents itself). However, I do not include R-rated or otherwise 17+ elements in a description unless the media itself also has a restricted content rating in at least one jurasdiction, which I will clearly mark next to the puzzle with a (17+). (17+ media will also not necessarily include 17+ content in their descriptions).

Directory

Disney Animated Canon

To whet your taste buds, this list contains movies from the Disney Animated Canon (animated movies published by Walt Disney Animation Studios).

Note that the package films (the ones composed of separately released theatrical shorts, such as The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad), have the short films listed individually. Also note that this list does not contain other Disney-produced films, such as live action films (even those with animated elements, such as Mary Poppins) or films produced by subsidiaries (such as Pixar or Lucasfilm) - some of those are in the other lists.

Disney Animated Canon Order	Puzzle Title
1	Making Me The Greatest By Comparison
2	Unsightly Growth
5	Stock Sound Effect
22	ADHD
22	Natural Disasters
22	Full Moon
28	But Daddy, I Love Him
30	That Alpha Male Nonsense Doesn't Work
31	Upholstery
40	Powerful and Dangerous Animal

Other Movies, Games, TV Shows, and Stuff

Other stuff I've written descriptions for.

Puzzle Title	Category	Restricted?
Absolutely Everything
Arms Dealer
Bedside Manner
Bibliotherapy
Boggart		(17+)
Closet
Destroyed In Seconds
Exploitable Differences
Face Lift
Gift Return
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme Some Ouzo After Midnight
I Am A Rock
It Rhymes
Magically Kidnapped
Mental Therapy		(17+)
Mercenaries
Physical Therapy		(17+)
Retail Therapy		(17+)
Rich and Famous
Sad Gay Teens
Spine Loss
Taken
The Entire Circus		(17+)
The Monster Mash
There Are Big Tall Terrible Giants In The Sky		(17+)
Think of a Wonderful Thought
Ugly Hermit
Young Man Listens To Women, Saves World